On Help

"Remember, never cry for help, just cry. It's equally unproductive and less counter-productive, and you won't feel as stupid as when finding no-one will actually do anything helpful."

WANT

Product idea:

CUPCAKES-themed aprons!

Buck yeeeah!

Suggestive

Rainbow Dash in The Ticket Master:
"I would mesmerize them with my Fantastic Filly Flash."

I'm surprised nopony has applied Rule 34 to this yet.